Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you...
hmmm sword or top hat and cape??
oh the choices
Cancerslug - Demighoul we will bathe in the...
Poo Punchers 9
I'm gonna do the Alcatraz swim.
I don't care who you are
Mullets are dumb. straight up.
sharialikesyourface asked: Wanna get third arm tattooed under our armpits?
Penny-Arcade always says it best
My Biggest Regret Ever: Not Becoming an Adult Film... →
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is not becoming an adult film star. I regret bailing after my audition tape to become an adult film star. I am a VERY voluptuous girl and I have a really pretty face. I got scared because I didn’t want my family and all the people I knew being like that girl is a DIRTY slut…. tits or gtfo
that my return home wasn’t in mourning the loss of a friend. Its sad losing her but I’m happy in knowing she’s not in pain anymore.
i need to make my page work properly. but i'm too...